JIIILLLLL PAARRTTYYY

Urban dictionary dot com: Jack and Jill party: a gathering of males and females, who masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment. (Generally looking is encouraged but touching is not.)

Minus Jack, a jill party is a gathering of JUST females who masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation, and enjoyment.

We had a jill party.

and. it. was. GREAT.

Well...ok maybe it wasn't EXACTLY a "jill party" (however bumpkinz and i had our OWN jill party in my room ^_~) I mean, there were a lot of girls, and some dudes. We were around each other and we were enjoying ourselves...however, there was no masturbating going on, maybe if I was drunk enough and if someone held me against my will, but fortunately there was no watching of other females touching their own genitilias.

It was Jill's(my roomie) 18th birrthhdday!! we love her! she's so great. she's mad chill, mad pretty, mad funny, and has maaaad boy drama. so it's really entertaining for us. it was her birthday and it was orientation so we decided to throw her a special parrttyy with shrimp fried rice, jello shots, wine, and vodkaa. Best combination everr. By the way, shrimp costs soo much money and I can't even STAND it. anyway, we had dinner and watched Amelie for a little bit.

Why is it that every time there is a birthday party, the birthday girl is NEVER THERE.

Our Jill baby fell asleep in her room as everyone started walkin in and joining the paarty. We woke her up though eventually becaaause we had to go to a free concert at B.U, the DRUG RUG, whom by the way is AWESOME. i love them. Anyway, so we went to see that and I hadn't really listened to them before so I was a little skeptical but once I got there, they were SO GREAT. I fell in love with the drummer, he was fucking sexy as hell. He was a little hobo-ey but he was fucking sexy. The beats were great, the crowd was great. I loved it and so did Jill. Bumpkinz was enjoying it with me as well and we had a fucking great time bathing in our own greatness. "We love me."

Then we took the train back to the campus so get our party on. The train was hella hot and I was so uncomfortable because SOMEONE hid my razor!!! so I had to wear a cardigan. I found it in the morning on top ledge of the shower(bassstarrds.) Then we got home, Jill's lovaaah string bean alex and her friend noodle molly came baring gifts, wine, cheese, and love!! and cake! pound cake :D that had a mustache but sadly it fell apart. poo. We ate some food, drank some good stuff. Me and bumpkinz had our honorary ssdh sister shots. Oh and sexy gay british boy along with coolios costa rican man came dropping by baring love as well. It was all good in the hood until it got a little loud and it was after hours so an RA came by and just told us to chill out a little bit. But, that scared the shit outta everyone so our jill baby got a litle anxious. People started leaving and me, bumpkinz, joe bear, damian(other british boy not gay) and anum(pakistani roomie) went out to chill. We did some jeeks, and it didn't hit anyone else except me and bumpkinz cos it was shitty in the beginning and good at the end.

It was great. me and bumpkinz had a great time. we reminisnced and we talked about how great we all are. We talked about colleging, and how we wish everyone is having a good time. then, an unexpected turn of events started happening. our swanky british boy(damian) had a little too much of everything and not enough responsibility(if ya know what i mean.) The boy began saying some things that i don't want to repeat, at least, not on here...stories were told, truths were admitted, and misunderstandings were covered. me, bumpkinz, and muna(anum hah it means little boy in indian?) were being extra supportive and good to our british one. Let's just say that more came out of his mouth other than just his life story that included a whole can of jolt, and bits of pizza. After that was said and done(in front of the dorms under a tree) we helped him in back to his dorm to get him some food in his stomach and medicine. Joe bear came in to hang out and that was fun until i decided to go to the bathroom, swanker(new nickname for british boy) also decided to hurrl all over the floor of my kitchen and sink. Well, then we REALLY had to take him back to his room. our Jill baby(bettty boop new nickname cos she looks like her) got really irritated and we had to take him away.

joe bear haha, jb(jonas brothers cos he looks like one and hates it so he grew a beard) hung out with me and bumpkinz for 2 hours sharing our love for geeky things slash, bumpkinz and JB were sharing their love for dinos and space. I love that stuff too, im just not geeky enough to name other dinosaurs other than the T-rex and all of Pluto's moons. Anyway, we still had fun. It was great, and everyone LOVES bumpkinz we really wish she had chosen to go to OUR SCHOOL INSTEAD poop. our other roomie, mariah, she kind of looks like a bear and baby, baby bear was snugglin in her room with a certain someones special came out and told us we were loud so everyone just went to sleep. me and bumpkinz had maad fun.

next mornin we went to se rocckyy! shes got pink hairr she looks like a little pixie i love her. we went out to dick blick and burritos. then we walked back and saw a art piece with cranes and messages that was mad cools. basically it was all different sized cranes hung on fishing line and you had scissors and you had to cut one and open it apart for messages. the small ones had like problems in the world and the big ones had messages that said like "create change" and stuff. it was clever. bumpkinz even got photographed by a massart student yay.

then i had my class at 1:30 called intro to western art cept i startd falling asleep because i onl slept like 5 hours since we all went to sleep at 3:30 am. it was great though the teacher is so good but he stopped on the "The Last Supper" for waay too long. then me and JB went to rockies apartment to chill with her. we went to jp licks and played WII for a little bit. it was a bizaaree game anyway, those clever japanese. me and JB walked back and hes goin home for the weekend, and so is I. so i will retreat now to bi's house to grab some free dinner and then i wil be off to my home. yo. laters