According to Wikipedia, "A supernumerary nipple (also known as a third nipple, triple nipple, thripple, accessory nipple, polythelia or polymastia) is an additional nipple occurring in mammals including humans. Often mistaken for a moles supernumerary nipples are diagnosed at a rate of 1 in 18 humans
How coincidental that all seven of our girl friends (including myself) has a third nipple? What a small ass world. Bitches, gave it to me.
Apparently, a lot of people have third nipples. Famous people too, and according to various internet sites, they love to flaunt it. Some of which include: Lily Allen, Zac Efron, Tony Parker? (whoever that is) Ya know, if you're interested or something there's a blog all about this kinda stuff. Me? I think I'll stick to S/M and hardcore bondage.
http://thesuperfluousnipple.blogspot.com/
And if you're interested in some real fun...
just kidding. well not really, but this is cool too:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QFCSXr6qnv4
Anyway, third nipples, not my thing. I guess its alright if you have one. Well then would it be ok to let me look at it? Or is that like totally invading private bubbles? What if i touched it? Would it like feel funny? If i had a third nipple, i think i'd show it off. It would be along my nipple line or something (according to bumpkinz) so that's around my tummy area or under my boob. I guess thatd be ok..itd be like showing a mole. I think legit one of my friends had a third nipple once, but she got that shit removed. She said it was a mole but it was pink and I'm not sure if moles are pink. Anyway, i feel indifferent about it. I wouldn't feel as passionate about it like the blogger up there...or turned on by it. That would be, kind of awkward.
Yah what if you're lover had a fetish for third nipples? Like, he/she only liked to play with that third nipple and nothing else? That'd would kinda suck. I mean, that would really suck if that person ONLY wanted you for your third nipple...especially since nipples in general are kinda useless except for maybe breast feeding. Well, i guess they aren't that useless. They are kinda of a pleasurable. sort of. not really. they just kinda get sore after before and after my little red headed cousin from virginia.
Ok. screw this. I am NOT talking about nipples.
Ok fine but this one last time...one of us DEFINETLY has a third nipple..
And, if you DO have a third nipple..here are some guidelines taken from http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu, the ultimate third nipple website, on how to properly take care of your extra nipple...
In showing proper care to your nipples, keep the following in mind:
- Wash each of them each time you shower. Don't skimp here!
- Never talk about a nipple to the other two behind its back.
- Acknowledge all of your nipples in daily conversation, when appropriate.
- If you decide to pierce a nipple, do so with extreme thought and care as to the effects on the other two. One fair solution is to pierce all three and join them together with a silver chain of unity.
- Oftentimes one nipple will be significantly smaller than the other two--the runt of the family. Take extra steps to be sure that it does not become the subject of undeserving teasing and harassment.
- Likewise, on the other extreme, if one nipple is unusually large and strong, it will tend to "harden" and bully the other two around. This is even more threatening, as it can lead to nipple sagging, areola discoloration, and low nipple-self-esteem. Don't let this happen
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