Excuse me while I privately beat my kid

So camp today was a little more hectic than usual...it's probably just a monday thing. all the kids went on vacation somewheres nice over the weekend. The majority of them went to their gramma and grampa's house for a uber fun sleepover while their mommies and daddies went on their secret getaway. Then, the grandparents drop the kids off at camp the next morning and what do you know, half of them start crying for their mommies and daddies.

One kid, he's real sweet was crying all over the place because his parents went somewhere together and left him at his grandparents house. His gramma took him into camp and was worried sick that he would get mad at her if she left him. But i assured her, he was going to be fine. Soon after, he started playing games and she left...the boy starts wailing. But the kid was a good kid, he got over it eventually. Good thing too because I've had my fair share of kids who won't suck it up. He was real good. All he needed was some soothing talk and he was all good to go the rest of the day...but that wasn't the least of my problems...

One kid, fuckin no discipline kid. His mom is practically like his best friend. She acts like it too so the kid has never, ever had anyone discipline him whatsoever. I mean, i understand that all of my kids are overly spoiled and overly privileged...but come on...you couldn't spend like 2 minutes of your day just teaching your kids how to act like legit human beings around other people? Well i mean, the majority of my kids are alright. They are spoiled, no doubt about that, but they are all generally good kids...except for a select few. This one kid, he's real difficult to handle. Not only is he a brat, but he knows it too. He thinks it's cute, and so does his mom. I, on the other hand don't think it's cute, funny, or amusing.

I think you can only use the phrase, "Oh he's just being a kid" for only so many times. Sure, they are kids but if you don't tell them to stop acting like a baby, they will keep acting like one even when they aren't. When you spoil a kid, he/she is going to think it's the norm to get 500,000 presents on christmas, or if you don't draw the line between adult and kid, then the kid won't res pect you as the adult. Anyway, this kid, he runs around, makes fun of other kids, pushes, grabs, jumps, yells, all that good stuff...and you try to tell him to stop (nicely) he acts like you're invisible. So, you try to tell him to stop again (more affirmatively), he continues to ignore you and proceeds to be even more obnoxious. So then, you look him in the eye, grab his arm and really, and i mean really tell him to stop. Then, he gets it. I don't know if he has ADD or whatever, but he really has an issue with listening and being respectful. I mean, i'm not a mean person(when I don't need to be) so it's not like i'm slapping the kid upside the head but the kid really just disregards every single command you give him! Even when he knows he's doing something bad.

So, i decided ok, I'm going to go tell his mom at the end of the day so that she can be aware of what's going on with her kid. I put him in his car, and here's how the conversation goes...

Kid: Mom, are we going swimming today?
Mom: You are funny bud! How are you not tired from a whole day of camp? I think you are the only kid who still has energy after running around all day.
Kid: SHUT UP.
Me: (wtf)
Mom: (Kid's Full Name) how dare you. (nonchalant)
Kid: hehe sorry
Mom: well I guess we'll just not do what we were suppose to do whatever we were planning to do. Oh well. (nonchalant)
Kid: Tehe.

ME: SRTYJSRJSRTJSRTJTSRTJHRSTHS WTF SGHJDHJ W FJSR OFYLFJSRT WTF

If i was the mother? I'd be like "EXCUSE ME COUNSELOR GIRL, WOULD YOU PLEASE KINDLY STEP OFF MY CAR SO I CAN PRIVATELY SLAP MY KID UPSIDE THE HEAD?"

Ooh I was so surprised at the mom? I wouldn't even dare let my child speak to me like that. Then again, i shouldn't say shit cos when I was a kid I was pretty rude too but you know what, my mom should've slapped ME upside the head cos i was a dumbass little bitch. Good thing I turned out ok in the end...but not everyone is as good as me :D