Road Trip Canada

Let me start off my blog with saying that i completely despise corrupted cops. Cops nowadays are useless, rude, bored and unmotivated people despite the fact that they are the people who are responsible for keeping us citizens safe; however, they are also the people who hide in the damn bushes at the end of hills just waiting for your car to go over the required speed limit. There are only a handful of cops that have legitimate jobs to do, and then they throw the rest onto conducting traffic, catching speeders, and standing at construction sites. Kudos to those who truly want to make a difference in their communities, and screw you to those who just do it for the paycheck and glory. Now, just to make things clear, I don't hate the police. I am glad that they even exist and that there is some sort of protection system for our society. I just really fucking hate the cops that HIDE IN THE DUMB BUSHES AT THE END OF THE ROAD. GET A LIFE. They would be more productive and worthwhile if they went and did something more legitimate like protecting the local community school. However, I can't say that the cop that stopped us for going 90 mph on the interstate highway to Canada was wrong...

SO WE WERE GOING A LITTLE FAST. BIG DEAL. Actually, really big deal. We shouldn't have been driving that fast and we all knew it...BUT THE PERSON IN FRONT OF US WAS GOING 90 PLUS TOO...how come HE didn't catch THEM? Nonetheless, we got caught and there was fine. But the real problem was his attitude, and well, the FINE. 230 fucking dollars? Well the more annoying problem is that he probably gave US the fine because we were "dumbass teenagers" taking a dumbass road trip all the way up to Montreal. My friend next to me was telling me how cops would stop his little Asian parents all the time and every single time, they would only recieve a warning. I mean, if you've ever looked at who we are...WE ARE THE LEAST bit of the trouble making kind. So, a little rowdy, a little crazy, and a whole lot of orgy-fun but we certainly are not the shitless drunk fucks who go around terrorizing the neighborhood. Anyway, so we went off and arrived in Canada safe and sound the rest of the way...with a bunch of bitchin and complainin bout how much cops suck.

We eventually stopped expressing our hatred for dumb cops after we crossed the Canadian border and it cracks me up everytime they ask us if we have mase. I just think mase is so random. It's something that only old ladies have in their purses way back in the day. Last time we went to Canada, we went in like the freezing cold winter when Montreal was covered in layers of slippery ice and hills of snow. We would drive into Montreal and see nothing but barren wasteland of an icy nowheresville. There was no life and people did NOT exist. But this time...Canada was full of lushious green fields and nature galore. People were out and about. There were lights in the trees, and all the shops were open. We were able to step out of the car without the warmth from our breaths turn into tiny little ice crystals in mid air. It was freezing cold. We wouldn't be able to go outside because our cheeks would immediately flush red and our ears would turn ice cold. But it was July 4th weekend...so the weather was perfect and we knew that we were going to do Canada RIGHT this time.

WRONG. No just kidding. It was a lot more bearable because we were able to like go out. We arrived thursday night and many of us were dying of exhaustion from work but some of us insisted in staying out later than the tired ones wanted. First we checked in and my friend had reserved a room for four people; however, there was a tiny bit of a problem. We had eight. So, we devised a quite clever plan of just rushing in four random people at different times so that it didnt't seem so obvious...although I swear that the man at the counter of the hotel was NOT an idiot...but he's always too stoned to notice anyway. Mind you, we don't stay in fancy shmancy hotel hilton or even the holiday inn. We stayed at like cheap ass hostil in the middle of strip club, bar, party Canada. We made sure that our one boy would go in first along with the tallest girl, and the only black girl, and the girl who actually ordered the room over the phone. This way, we got all the "distinctive" ones of our group out of the way so the rest of us would blend in with the rest who were left behind. After we got settled in, and I had my share of annoying ass bitches and hoes screaming in my ear. By bitches and hoes i meant like one hoe and one bitch. Anyway, we walked to see some of the remaining Jazz festival because it was already like midnight by the time we got there and we enjoyed one show and decided to go home UNTIL one of us decided that it would be great idea to go to a hookah bar in the middle of the night. I didn't mind it so much. I always want to try new things but god was I dead tired. These bitches don't stop! It wasn't too bad though because it was mad chill in there anyway...despite some people...and by some people i mean one person.

I swear i just really hate people who pretend to be someone else in order to "fit in." People who purposely do things just to show off or do things that simply just "look cool." To those posers out there, get a fucking personality and be your own person. Don't try to be something you can't and expect people to not notice. If it's not who you truly are, then why try to blend in by being someone who you are not? Wouldn't be more comfortable being the person you like being? I just think that there is no reason to do what everyone else is doing if you don't want to. Plus, if the people around you don't like you for who you truly are, then fuck them. But, despite my inspirational rant...people will be people and society have made people to have this desire to fit in. No matter how much I wished everyone would just be true to their selves and accept it, people just aren't going to do that. Everyone has a need to be wanted and be a part of something. I just want those people who pretend like someone they aren't to realize that they don't need to completely change just because they are with a different crowd. But really, I'm just bitching. People suck.